Prayer Works! (If you squint really hard and kind of turn your head to the side….)
Things prayer works for:
- Sporting Events
Things prayer kinda sorta works for:
- Curing cancer after solid rounds of chemotherapy and/or radiation treatment
- Helping you lose weight, along with proper diet and exercise
Things prayer doesn’t work for:
- Missing limbs
- Regenerating missing eyeballs
- Starving children
- Preventing you from having to choose between burning to death or having to jump from the WTC
- “Fiscal conservatives” spending us into oblivion
- Bringing mommy back after she leaves you because you touch yourself at night.
