God Hates Paula Abdul
Our Father which art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
I tell you the truth, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.
Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? … See how the lilies of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. … If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will He not much more clothe you, O you of little faith?
Sorry Paula. God doesn’t care about your Bratz movie. Nor does he care about NFL players and their touchdowns. In fact, he doesn’t seem to care about much, given the state of affairs in places like Darfur. Look at the various pictures I’ve posted, and tell me whether you think he cares much for you being the producer and choreographer of a movie based on children’s dolls that reinforce a non-Christian worldview. I would bet good money that these people prayed for deliverance. That they prayed for food. I would be that you also prayed for success with your little project. Why not get some damned perspective?
Either there is a god, and he doesn’t care for your project or these poor people, or there is no god. The second choice is a lot more humane.
