Prayer Works! (If you squint really hard and kind of turn your head to the side….)
Things prayer works for:
- Sporting Events
Things prayer kinda sorta works for:
- Curing cancer after solid rounds of chemotherapy and/or radiation treatment
- Helping you lose weight, along with proper diet and exercise
Things prayer doesn’t work for:
- Missing limbs
- Regenerating missing eyeballs
- Starving children
- Preventing you from having to choose between burning to death or having to jump from the WTC
- “Fiscal conservatives” spending us into oblivion
- Bringing mommy back after she leaves you because you touch yourself at night.
Oh my goodness! So, was the extra info in your title (squinting, turning your head to the side) about the watermark on this sticker? Because what it says is this:
COPYWRITE CONCEPT STICKERS
Notice anything incredibly wrong with that first word?
Comment by Dave — 12 January, 2009 @ 17:00