Signs About Herpes and Death are Funny
I had to go visit one of our stores today. On the route between my home and the store is a very large cemetery, and as you approach and pass said cemetery, there are probably half a dozen ads encouraging you to think about your “final plans.” Have you ever noticed that these billboards (and the commercials on TV) look like an old person’s version of herpes ads? I swear to Pedro, it always looks like the old people are just about to walk away and do it in the butt, they’re so in love with life.
Anyways…as i took my eyes off the road and daydreamed about anal sex with senior citizens, it occurred to me that the cemetery might drum up more business if they also targeted parents of stupid young people. Like so:
No, that’s not a real sign, yes, I ’shopped it, yes, that guy is drinking from 4 glasses of beer, and no, I will not date your single grandmother.
Link of the day: BBC Report uncovers billions in stolen and misappropriated Iraq spending.
Why can’t it be us that profits from the Iraq war…? Dick Cheney could, at the very least, buy me a new computer.
Comment by Dave — 11 June, 2008 @ 12:22