Charlotte’s Web is Violent
Lately, on my way into my job (as a Columbian drug lord), I see a billboard for the Charlotte’s Web film coming out in a couple of days.
Here’s a shot that somewhat resembles what I see, though it’s not exactly this one:
It doesn’t look like it so much in this small photo, but in the billboard it looks like the pig (Wilbur, I think?) has been shot in the head. It makes me laugh everyday. Like anyone would ever kill a pig.
As a Columbian drug lord, do you see ads like this and think about ways to smuggle drugs in a pig?
Comment by Heather — 18 December, 2006 @ 09:04
Already done. I shoot them in the head and put the drugs in through the hole.
Comment by jake — 20 December, 2006 @ 13:53
Do you have to be so mean about it? Pigs are people. Meat is murder.
Comment by PETA — 21 December, 2006 @ 19:52